Professor Meowington

say hello to your new depression support unit 😌🐾

🐾 WHAT IS IT??
this ain’t just a plush. this is your ✨emotional support void beast✨.
60cm of soft, round, slightly judgmental feline energy ready to absorb your tears, secrets, and occasional crumbs.

crafted from elite-tier soft plush + pp cotton = feels like hugging a cloud that regrets nothing.

🎁 WHY YOU NEED IT:

• birthday? ✔️

• insomnia? ✔️

• random Tuesday breakdown? ✔️

• just wanna scream into something cute? ✔️✔️✔️✔️

it’s decor. it’s a cuddle buddy. it’s a lifestyle.
✨it holds the silence between your thoughts.✨

💖 WHY YOU LOVE IT:

• it’s kawaii. it’s cursed. it’s everything.

• built to survive 1,000 hugs + 87 dramatic flops onto your bed

• 60cm of purring darkness and squishable serotonin

• literally everyone who sees it goes “OMG I NEED IT” and they’re right

🌙 HOW 2 USE:
toss it on your bed. hug it during movie night. cry into it at 2am.
use it as a pillow or throne. it won’t judge.
(it knows what you did. it still loves you.)

✅ ORDER NOW.
make your bed cooler. make your soul warmer.
gift it to a friend or keep it and tell people you “adopted a creature of the night.”
✨buy now before it crawls back into the void✨

drop the next plush, captain brainrot 🧠🔥