Barbecue

funny food plushie description bc why not

welcome to the BBQ plushpocalypse 😩🔥

you like food?

you like plushies?

what if... both.

1. SIZE??

• tofu: smol block 48×30cm

• steak: meat slab 50×30cm

• chicken chops: 65cm of tender chaos

• chicken leg: 75cm drumstick of dreams

• abalone: 52×40cm luxury sea squish

• carrot (smol): 65cm of crunchy vibes

• carrot (chonk): 100cm of vitamin A++++

• trotter (smol): 70cm toe bean energy

• trotter (chonker): 100cm LEGENDARY HAM

2. color: like da pics. colorful. edible-looking. not edible tho pls don't eat

4. what's in the box?? 1x cursed delicious food friend plush pillow

perfect for sofa naps, existential crises, surprise guests, and screaming into the void 💅