🍗 CHICKEN NUGGET MEME PLUSHIE – FUNNY. FERAL. FRIEND-SHAPED.
softer than your will to live, crunchier (in spirit) than your last mental breakdown

WHY THIS NUG SLAPS:

1. ✨ Deluxe Snacc Comfort ✨
   crafted from ultra-soft plush + stuffed with dreams and sadness. squish it. cry into it. it will not judge.

2. Multitasking Nugget™
   need a nap buddy? ✅
   a living room gremlin? ✅
   a weird lumbar pillow for road trips? also ✅
   this nug GETS AROUND.

3. Portable Chaos
   only 8.8 inches of travel-sized poultry perfection.
   fits in your bag. your heart. maybe your existential void.

4. Gift of the Gods
   for meme lords, nugget lovers, weird uncles, and ✨yourself✨
   christmas? birthday? random Tuesday? there's no wrong time for a sentient nug

5. Crafted by ✨wizards✨
   the stitching? clean. the shape? impeccable. the vibes? unmatched.
   looks just like that cursed meme you showed your friend at 3AM.