I'm just chill like dat
Mr Moo
Mr Moo
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✨100% Brand New. 100% Moo-d Stabilizer.✨
Say hello to Mr. Moo™, the ultimate round boi with soft vibes and even softer fluff. Whether you need a cuddle buddy, a desk companion, or just someone who listens without judging, Mr. Moo is your guy. He doesn’t say much—but he’s seen things. He knows.
🧸 【Material: Ultra-soft plush & filled with premium PP cotton**
Softer than your last situationship and way more loyal.
📏 【Size: 25cm / 9.84 inches of pure dairy delight**
Compact. Squishy. Built different. Perfect for hugs, head bonks, or just aggressively holding during a breakdown.
🎨 【Colors: Pink, Brown, White**
Pick your cow. Pick your personality. Mr. Moo adjusts to your emotional state.
📦 【Package Includes: 1PCS Mr. Moo plush**
⚠️ Note:
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Photos may lie (just like your ex), check the description for real sizing.
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Manual measurement might be off by a few mm—we’re not scientists.
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Color may look different on your screen depending on your display or emotional aura.
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